YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NEW YORKER 2-6-10
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A NEW YORKER 2-6-10
1) If you use road-kill as a Frisbee!
2) If it takes you over an hour to drive to work and it’s less than a mile away!
3) If you’ve been hit by a car and people think you’re break dancing!
4) If you use jumper cables as a defensive device!
5) If you use a snow-blower to dry your hair!
6) If you own a designer flack-jacket!
7) If you think that a nail gun is a weapon!
8) If you think hookers are considered ‘curb appeal!’
9) If you consider ‘work-release’ as your career!
10) If you have Riker’s Island on your speed dial!
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